Pre-header whatever: First "real" post. OK... first "almost-real" post, a repost from FF.Net, as I'm trying to re-figure out how to use this... LJ was a long while ago.
Fandom: Stargate/Stargate: Atlantis; Friends
Category: Gen, Crossover, Humor, borderline-Crack, AU, Flashfic
Summary: After months, Siberia can still suck on brand new levels, and now that "new level" is Dave from New York. A Stargate/Friends crossover, in which Rodney McKay meets and hates Phoebe's ex, Dave; a goat is mentioned and insults fly in every direction.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, because of a few cussings littered here and there
Characters: Rodney McKay & Dave "Last-Name-Hasn't-Been-Given", and the strong spiritual presence of one Phoebe Buffay
Word Count: 800 including the title
* Yep, that's the title.
* Technically, timeframe-wise, it's a Stargate: SG-1 fic, but... since the part I wrote about *wasn't* in Stargate, and Rodney McKay *is* an SGA-character, and this counts as his backstory, I think it works as a Stargate: Atlantis fic too.
* About Dave: I couldn't find his, or his friend's full name, so I improvised; it will be replaced if I find the correct names.
* So: Max told Phoebe that they went to Minsk, Russia. Minsk isn't in Russia, but Belorussia, and I'd rather take this slip as a proof of a lie, than the proof of the writers' incompetence. And: If they worked on the Russian Stargate, that could be a reason for lying.
*Written in 2011.
Desperate times… (PG-13; Gen, Humor; 100 words including the title; McKay & Sheppard friendship; reference on Babylon 5/Crusade; "Sheppard is known to win due desperate stunts"; Season 1; I don't own SGA, Babylon 5 or Crusade.)
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